By Major Dick
Barack Obama for President!
Hilliary Clinton for President!
Make me laff till I wet myself (again). I've seen fixed fights before and I've seen fighters 'take a dive' before, but the upcoming 2008 Presidential race already has the fix in.
Does anyone in their right mind want to follow Bush and his henchmen into the White house after the scortched earth policies that he's implemented? Look at what happened in 2004 when the leading frontrunner from Vermont, whathisname, took a dive! Then look at John Kerry and his refusal to contest any of the results coming out of the states where the voting machines were coming up with totally different results than the exit pollsters.
Would YOU want to follow these nutbags into the White House? What would you do first? Try to 'undo' the madness they've created in the world? How? Instead of taking care of business at home, Bush Co. has ventured off to start warring campaigns to make American arms manufacturers as profitable as possible. What greater business could you be in than to make stuff that on purpose blows up and destroys itself? And if it fails to perform as advertised so what? Who would know? Just keep craning out those munitions and dropping them on the sand niggahs wherever they may be. And if we blow the crap out of school house full of little kids who cares? They woulda' grown up to be terrorists anyway since we killed their fathers raped the mothers and sisters and probably raped them too.
If you don't think the 'fix is in' then watch the 2006 mid-terms. I'll betcha dollars to donuts that in Flori-DUH Katherine Harris wins! Yeah, the same nutbag that claims the Gawd-DUH puts people in office (silly me I thought it was voters), that same nutbag that threw the Flori-DUH election to DWI Bush and also won the latest primary here where her own party didn't believe she had a chance!
You think that America is changing? You're way behind the eightball Sam, it's been changed. Did you read that MCA legislation that DWI just signed into law? Go read a copy, you just lost your freedom in fact, just writing this BLOG entry could subject me to incarceration at Git-Mo Bay for aiding and abetting whomever it is they're at war with these days. Just reading this BLOG entry could subject YOU to arrest and incarceration by the new Nazis of AmeriKKKa.
You people make me want to puke, really. You think that the 'crack rate' between what refiners sell gas for to distributers and what you pay isn't a figment of your imagination? You really think that the price of gold and silver are not being manipulated? Then go ahead, cast your vote for the republiKKKlan Party member in your district.
Then three days after the election results are certified you can watch your energy bills soar to heights never before imagined and watch those nutbags in the White House start another war in the middle east this time with Iran.
Oh sure, there's lots of talk about getting American troops out of Iraq now, damned hard to fight another ground war in Iran when your troops are getting hammered in Iraq isn't it.
Next comes the draft legislation, mandatory service in the military to keep the war machine working at home making munitions to drop on sleeping children in remote desert villages. Oh sure, they're a big threat to the safety of America and it's citizens aren't they.
Let US just back up a little here and try to settle the real issue that got US into this mess to begin with:
Show US the Weapons of Mass Destruction! Show US the Weapons of Mass destruction or Show US indictments, Impeachments and Resignations!
Start there. Where are they? They may have had some WMD back in the early 90s but they were destroyed in accordance with UN regulations and the proof is that not one speck of WMD in any form has been produced after three years of raping Iraq.
WMD that were a direct threat to the safety of the United States and it's allies in the region is the ONLY reason we went into Iraq. If the American people had been told we were plannning on whipping a little Democracy on Iraq as our reason to invade them we woulda laffed ourselves stupid.
So where are they George? How about you Dick? Got an answer?
And before you go blowing smoke up my skirt about how they were hidden really really well let me ask you to consider this small point:
WHY were the great nations of the world, that so willingly joined the United States in it's fight in Afghanistan, so reluctant to join the United States in the invasion of Iraq?
The answer is really quite simple, THEIR intel services told their leadership that the U.S. intel was totally bogus! It was wrong! BS! Gar-Bage! And to follow DWI and company into a war in the middle east would probably end up with World War III raging across the earth!
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