The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2 (That Minority Thing)

  (That Minority Thing) -- If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire."

If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified  candidates you’re a “game changer.”

  If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”

  If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

  If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”

  Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

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