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The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2 (That Minority Thing)

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  (That Minority Thing) -- If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire."

If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified  candidates you’re a “game changer.”

 

  If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”

  If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

 

  Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.

  White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

 

  If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”

  Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

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