So whatdaya say we all just pull a date out of our ass and declare that from that date forward we’re going to screw Corporate America over- and- over- and- over until it needs to be submerged in Preparation-H!
Major Dick -- World News Trust
Mar. 1, 2007 -- It is, after all, just a big game right? Played with Monopoly money not hard currency and the game is won when the folks holding the most "real stuff" decide it’s time to quit and they take their tokens off the board and go home (usually to their Bahamas get-a-way or Swiss retreats).
But… can you, the little guy, beat the big guys in this "game" when the big guys have already rigged the cards to come up in their favor?
The answer is a resounding YES! YOU TOO CAN WIN BIG!
It’s Easy! Let’s listen in on a conversation between a husband and wife that have figured out that planet America is about to go into the dustbin:
Sayyyy there Martha (that’s the little woman's name) looky here at all these pre-approved lines of credit and credit card offers and offers for second third or fourth mortgages on this filthy shanty we live in. And you have been watching the news lately, right? Well then you know that the world is going to Hell in a hand basket and if we don’t something to protect ourselves when the "crash" occurs we’all are gonna be in some serious trouble. What say we start getting into these lines of credit, borrow the equity out of the house, take out cash advances against those credit cards and lines of credit and start buying gold coins and all those ‘things’ we be a hankerin’ fer all these years, just make sure it’s all stuff you can carry with you that is of quality and value not some K-Mart or Wal-Mart piece of Chinese made junk got that Martha?
Besides, we know they’re going to lay us all off at the plant and that we’ll never be able to pay the mortgage on this run down ole shack so whatdaya say we accumulate as much cash credit as possible, convert it to gold coinage, make the payments at minimum prices for a few months then just stop paying everyone, except the Cable TV and Electricity that is.
Any idea how long it’ll take them to get us out of this place with a foreclosure? Any idea how many people will be doing this same thing? Hell, the next economic "bubble" will be in the foreclosure and eviction business.
So what do you think? How about if 5 or 10 million families just ‘decided’ all at once to grab everything they could get their hands on and put it out of reach of the big guys, you know, the bankers, credit sharks, repo-men.
What if all of a sudden three months down the line America stopped paying it’s bills, I mean, what if we all just picked a date on the calendar and said, “No more! I quit!” and stopped paying everything. Think those wise guys in the big towers in Manhattan would be absconding to their Bahamian or Swiss enclaves to live out their days in luxury? Not if you grabbed all the loot first they wouldn’t!
Let them have the 380 thousand dollar crappy condo; who cares? You got any money in it after you just took out a 2nd mortgage at 110 percent of equity? And take that money and buy your self a big box of one oz gold coins and stuff them somewhere they can’t look. One of the nice things about gold coins is you can sell and buy them for cash and there are no footprints! As long as you don’t go over the $10,000 -- Limit that requires the seller to report the sale it’s a totally cash tax free transaction (they called that ‘smurfing’ in case you need a common name for it). Just keep your transactions under the limit and spread them around and when the economy just plain drops dead on the floor you can sit back and laugh till you wet yourself.
And run up those credit cards to the max; take out cash advances and pay cash for your "stuff." You’re going to need a new digital camera for your travels and you and the little woo;man are going to need some new threads and of course she’s going to need some nice 18K gold chains to drape all over herself. In fact, take her to the plastic surgeon, get her some liposuction and pick out a nice new pair of tits from his fine selection on the wall and declare “Mah man, put those tits on that woo;man if’n you’all please; I’ll pay in cash if’n you don’t mind (and give me a discount).”
You are going to do something now that the end is coming up on US fast now aren’t you? You sure don’t have the stones to take to the streets and take back your government from the corptocracy so why don’t you just go out there and using my easy does it plan make yourself filthy rich. And when they come to throw your butt out of your run down condo or shanty you can just keep laughing all the way to the airport!
So whatdaya say America, had enough yet? Did you get your 401K shoved squarely up your bucket the last few days? Did you get the news that your job making crappy Hersey bars is moving to Mexico or that your auto plant is being disassembled and shipped to China so they can make your next line of Chevys? Well since you don’t have the guts to fight back physically take them on the same way they’ve taken you on all these years, take em on financially and mister, there’s more of US then there are of them and there’s strength in numbers (old Union saying, remember Unions?).
So whatdaya say we all just pull a date out of our ass and declare that from that date forward we’re going to screw Corporate America over-and-over-and-over until it needs to be submerged in Preparation-H!
Let’s pick July 4th for the symbolism. It’ll take 90 days to line up all your credit, grab all the cash and start tucking away your "stash" and by July 4th we can all be ready.
Let US declare July 4th to be Independence Day! Independence from the corptocracy that has held US prisoners for so long and is sending our children off to die in Mid East shit holes so the corptocracy fat cats can get fatter and our kids get dead!
Happy Fucking Fourth of July you corporate assholes!