Adam and Eve Thanksgiving
Bing -- World News Trust
Nov. 23, 2023
Adam and Eve were the first humans to celebrate Thanksgiving, according to some sources.
They had a lot to be thankful for, after all. They had a beautiful garden to live in, plenty of fruits and vegetables to eat, and no annoying relatives to deal with.
They also had a special guest for dinner: the serpent who had tempted them to eat from the Tree of Knowledge. He brought a pie made from the forbidden fruit, which he claimed was delicious and nutritious.
Adam and Eve were hesitant, but they decided to give it a try. After all, what harm could one more bite do? They soon found out, as they felt a sudden rush of shame and guilt.
They realized they were naked, and quickly grabbed some fig leaves to cover themselves. The serpent laughed and said, "Happy Thanksgiving, suckers!"
He then slithered away, leaving them with a mess of dishes and a lifetime of consequences.