Adam and Eve Christmas morning
Bing -- World News Trust
Dec. 25, 2023
Adam and Eve woke up on Christmas morning to find a huge pile of presents under the tree.
They had no idea what Christmas was, since they were the first humans on Earth, but they figured it was some kind of special occasion. They were so excited that they ripped open the wrapping paper without even looking at the tags.
Adam got a new pair of fig leaves, a snake-skin belt, and a gardening kit. He was thrilled with his gifts, since he had been wearing the same old leaves for ages, and he had always wanted to try snake-skin.
Eve got a hairbrush, a mirror, and a forbidden fruit basket. She was ecstatic with her gifts, since she had been using a twig as a hairbrush, and she had never seen her own reflection before.
They thanked each other for the amazing gifts and hugged. Then they realized that they had mixed up their presents.
Adam had given Eve the fig leaves and the belt, and Eve had given Adam the hairbrush and the mirror. They laughed and exchanged their gifts, except for the forbidden fruit basket, which they decided to save for later.
They agreed that it was the best Christmas ever, and they wondered if they should send a thank-you note to God.